au: the skull on Sherlock’s mantelpiece is Skullduggery Pleasant’s
"Oh come on, whatever happened in Chapter 51 can’t be that bad!"
*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO
what a fucking idiot
i want 14 of them
One of my friends was upset about pictures that came up and I was like, ‘Look at the pictures of me’. I googled ‘Jennifer Lawrence ugly’. Closed the laptop. Never opened it again.
my two uncles were getting married and everyone was crying and my mom looked at me and whispered “this is so gay”
five reasons i hate this website
puberty is so fucked up girls shed their inner organs and boys get to have orgasms in their sleep
Did they just disappear a troll out of this plane of existence?
It was a group effort. You can’t just cease someone’s existence on your own. We’ve all really gotta pull together for it.